Friday, May 2, 2008

That Would Be The Butt Bob


As usual, we had an excellent call-in show with Dr. Michael Fox this morning on 91.7 kaxe/kaxe.org. He answered questions regarding a potential case of cat dementia ... how to stop a dog from constantly barking ... why dogs get lost ... how dogs find their way home ... a great comb for dogs called the Furminator ... and a very unsettling case of a cat returning home to his cat companion and being shunned because of her cat litter odor or the Chanel #5 perfume her owner was wearing. Hell ... my wife shuts me out when I come home with Garlic on my breath. As soon as I walk in the door I hear, "You've been eating Garlic haven't you?" A cat can't say that. All they can do is turn their back and strut the other way with their nose pointed straight up. You would too if you knew where one of the main ingredients of Chanel #5 came from. Where you are asking? I'll tell you where! It's from the anal glands of cats from Ethiopia. That sucks scissors! Think of that the next time you put a little dab of Chanel #5 on your neck, back and breasts!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

If it'll float your boat y knot?

Anonymous said...

That is not true about Chanel number 5. There is no Cat Urine in Chanel No. 5. (not even from special Ethopian Cats - Gee Whiz)

Chanel No 5 was created by Gabrielle Chanel to liberate women from the pre-war single flower fragrances of rose, jasmine and freesia. No 5 by Chanel is a complex and fascinating fragrance with multiple facets and emotions.

Chanel No 5 contains, rose, jasmine, ylsng-ylang, orange blossom, Dutch jonquil, Florentine iris, tonka bean, musk, patchouli, vetiver, amber and civet, to name a few. The sophistication, unique quality and sensuality however, derives from the powerful use of aldehydes, which give its distinctive and addictive flavour. Chanel's No5 continues to be an unrivalled revelation of the fragrance world.

Anonymous said...

Amazing as always